September 30th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Sex Tips From Cosmo
Although it’s hardly a new conceit, this article from the San Francisco Bay Guardian is fun and funny. After the author discovers that moving in with her boyfriend did not lead to more sex, she set out to try all the “enhance your sex life” tips from the women’s magazines. After a variety of failed experiments (mint ice cream by candle light, rubbing all over him with her gym sweat) she reaches the inevitable conclusion:
I’d figured out that I could read every sex tip in the book, from Allure to Vogue, but nothing would ever take the place of spitting out three monosyllabic, easy-to-pronounce words: “Let’s do it.”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: subtlety is vastly over-rated.
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How could you move in with a guy and not have more sex? Is he a complete loser?
:blush:
I was wondering how I could get my blog addy link on your site here.
My name is HeroineGirl and my blog is about dealing with life after being in the sex industry and the challenges we face. I also include some great memoirs of the times I was hooking as well as the seedier sides. Please feel free to email me at heroinegirl@hushmail, you will see I have links on BelleDeJour but I am looking for further traffic to help spread awareness about both sides to this “game”.
Feel free to come on over to Heroinegirl :blush:
Well, one way not to do it is to post a link in my comments without having anything to say about the post you are commenting on. Links, accordingly, deleted.
Another tip — when somebody inquires about a link (and I much prefer email requests, although I don’t have time to follow up all I get) it helps a lot if they have already linked to me. I have never understood the logic of asking me for a link, when you don’t appear to like my site well enough to have linked to it already.
Not trying to be mean, Heroinegirl, just honest. I get dozens of link requests a week, and I can’t honor most of them. But your best hope is to link to me, and then send an email that I can put in my “blogs to look at” folder to look at when I have time.
“Let’s do it”. That is actually four words.
I prefer ‘fuck me up the ass’ that kinda does it for me.
“Let’s” is a valid contraction, and thus counts as one word. Other three-word combinations that should also work: Fuck me now, I want you, come get some, I’m very horny, I’ve brought condoms.
Am I the only one that thinks that “MB” is a total schmoe? Game boy, while in bed with a lady???