I really should put the answer to ‘what is that’ after the cut in an extended entry. But you know, for some reason I’m not going to.

Still. Play along. Take a guess. What exactly are those things?

raccoon (21k image)

croc1 (25k image)

orc1 (9k image)

kangaroo (22k image)?

What they are, is animal-penis-shaped dildos. No, I am not kidding. Top to bottom, those are:

Raccoon, Crocodile, Orca, Kangaroo.

I’m telling you, I am not kidding.

These simply – um – amazing creations courtesy of the very, very interesting people at Zeta Creations (zoofur.com).

And frankly I’ve never seen anything like them.