October 26th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Bill Versus The Penguin
ErosBlog, being a sex blog and not a tech blog, is studiously neutral in the technology advocacy wars. But I’m gonna post this cartoon anyway, because I think it’s funny:
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Animal sex. Now THAT is what turns me on! And Microsoft sounds like it needs viagara. On the geek side, Vista is going to push people away towards Apple and Linux. It’s not much more than WindowsXP with a different interface, a new TCP/IP stack to hack, and a lot of built-in DRM.
LOL, don’t fight the tech wars here, KermodeBear. Unless you can link ’em to sex somehow?
Too bad there isn’t an “Apple” in Gate’s mouth as well.
Does anybody actually know what Kermode just said?
Sadly I do. Not so sadly, even I can’t make it at all sexy.
However I can say at least Tux will only do that once this year. *Useless trivia-Penguins only orgasm once a year*
Is there some significance to the fact that a penguin is nailing Mr. Gates? Wouldn’t a “Yoshi” style dino, or Princess Peach with a strap-on make more sense?
Er, yes, Clear Thinker, yes there is.
Suffice it to say that the penguin is a mascot figure representing one of the alternatives to Bill’s product.
It works sort of like this.
Windows, is a pay for play relationship, like seeing a regular escort.
Tux, who represents Linux, is sort of like an open relationsip, at an artist commune.
Of course that puts Apple as the guy getting blowjobs, in the bathroom of a swanky nightclub for coke.
Or something like that; does that make it any sexier?
I just like to put out there that this time the animal is doing the srewing, instead of [unwantedly] being screwed. Its cerntainlty a twist. To bad this couldnt go to press on a newspaper. That would be entirely different world of news and such. Now I’m just ranting.
If you think about its its like the wheel of fortune in life. I went to the top and got the riches, and he at the bottom getting screwed. Both figureatively and physically.