Buttery Butt Sex
This anecdote from The Butterfly Temptress gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “buttering her up”:
“We could always use butter. Or vegetable oil. Maybe even Crisco shortening.� I collapsed against him in a fit of full out laughter. The thought of fucking with baking supplies cracked me up.
“Go get some. Butter or vegetable oil, I don’t care. I’m going to fuck your ass.�
I didn’t believe him until he swatted me on the ass. Then I dressed in my pajama shirt and went to the kitchen. It was quiet as a tomb and I was sure that Mama would appear any minute and ask what I was doing with my hand in her butter bowl. I scooped a rather large amount onto a paper towel then scampered back to our room. For the love of God, I knew right then and there that I was going to hell.
Not only was I about to fornicate in my parents house, I was unmarried. To top it all off, I was about to have unmarried butt sex in my parents house. Now you tell me how the world I was going to answer for that on Judgment Day?
He kissed me full on the mouth and took the paper towel from my hand. My cunt was dripping wet and I wanted him more than ever. I needed him.
He urged me onto all fours and situated himself between my legs. I felt the slippery coolness of the Blue Bonnet at my opening as he fingered my ass. Doing something so shameless made me hotter than I’d been in a long time and he knew it. His breathing was as erratic as mine and I knew that once he had his beautifully buttered cock in my ass he would fill me to overflowing in no time.
With minimal thrusting his cock was in me. Though it was odd, the knowledge that I was having buttered butt sex, it was more comfortable than anal sex had ever been. I felt every twitch, every pulse of him as he worked his manhood in and out of me.
In a matter of seconds we were both on the edge. I felt his slippery fingers slide against my clit and my cunt began to milk his cock in earnest. Moments later he came harder than I can ever remember him coming before.
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Um… but… how is it that she could feel her “cunt begin to milk his cock” when he was fucking her ass?
Bacchus- Thank you for linking back to this piece. All true, every word of it and I still say that butter is better.
Chris- In all the editing, I still missed it! Thanks for pointing out something so dreadfully obvious. I’ll fix it, I promise.
Love,
The Butterfly Temptress
I was about to ask the same thing.
that must have been why the anal felt much more comfortable than normal…
that does sound super hot though…
I’d just like to add that it seems to me that the only appropriate use of bluebonnet is for asslube. (And, also, that its not butter. :) )
And I wondered too, if they did that anal to vag thing, praying to something that there was a scene of a condom being put on in between.
The best lube in my experience is Crisco, but ever since trying it I can’t see it in anyone’s kitchen without vague amusement.
ummm . . . if I may:
The pubococcygeal muscle (located between the vagina and anus) elevates with a fair amount of power during sex and orgasm. So, yes, in a way, she could be . . . er . . . milking him.
What about butter flavored Crisco?
Cinnamon makes a nice addition to butter.
No ass to vag, I assure you. It was a mistype…simple as that. Also, Blue Bonnet isn’t butter, and if it was in my own house then butter it is. Unfortunately, I don’t control the parental units and their marketing preferences.
Now…about that butter flavored Crisco ;)
Love,
The Butterfly Temptress
Wow, I would have never thought the idea of buttered ass sex would make me so hot. I may just have to try it.
Well that’s a new way to butter buns!
Doesn’t anyone remember the famous final scene in the 1972 film “Last Tango in Paris”? It featured Marlon Brando fucking Maria Schneider in the ass – using butter as lube.
It was such a cultural touchstone that it became the basis of jokes like “He told me he loved me…then he started buttering me up!”
There’s a butter lube scene in Caligula, too.
But, er, Heiders? Why do you think this is new? I can’t prove it, but I’d bet you a gallon of Darigold’s finest salted sweet cream butter that, within a month of the INVENTION of butter, it had been used as anal lube.
I guess my pun was poorly worded. I liked the story at least, just trying to show my appreciation.
This has been, by far, the best read I’ve seen on this blog. Thanks for the laugh. I’d not doubt for a minute that butter was probably the first, non-bodily fluid lube there is.
You should have been here for the discussion on ancient Egyptian papyruses (papyrii??) That was fun too! ;-)
Agreed, Jenifer. There needs to be more heated debate on Mummy-cock-sucking in the world today. I cannot overstress that.
Check out the scene from “Last tango in Paris” when Marlen Brando pulls down her pants, pins her to the floor and pushed a glob of butter into her ass before he fucks her fully clothed.