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The Sex Blog Of Record
January 3rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus
There has been an extended discourse in recent months on TikTok about whether being a tradwife is a genuine lifestyle/identity, or whether it’s homesteader cosplay, or whether it’s online influencer schtick, or whether it’s sublimated kink play (usually some sort of BDSM with a side of impreg/breeding kink thrown in). The “truth” probably depends on who you ask and which tradwives you’re talking about, and there’s certainly no reason why any given family can’t pick a little bit of candy and spices from each of those baskets and mix it up however they like.
It’s against that background — and perhaps having read “too much” Omegaverse erotica, if any of us were qualified to tell another person how much is too much, which we manifestly are not — that Hannah Spiced from TikTok suggests that tradwives and podcast bros alike are yearning for the Omegaverse:
I wish that trad wives and podcast bros knew how much they actually just longed for the Omegaverse. People always talk about the alt-right pipeline; let’s talk about creating the tradwife-to-Omegaverse fan-girl pipeline. It worked for me!
I was a wannabe tradwife in high school and I wasn’t even religious.
Do you know what I realised?
I realised I just had a breeding kink.
I realised I wasn’t like that because it’s the natural place of a woman.
I realised I was like that because I’m a freak!
You don’t like that man telling you what to do because you’re traditional. You like it cause you’re a freak!
And then the podcast bros: all they ever wanna talk about is Alpha men and how cool and strong and desirable all of these Alpha men are. Babe, you’re also an Omega. Opposite side of the same damn coin. Maybe. Maybe the Rapture will isekai/transmigrate them to an omegaverse and then we’ll both be happier, both sets of people.
If you are lucky enough to be entirely innocent of Omegaverse tropes, some of the humor here is that male Omegas in Omegaverses typically (there are no universal truths in Omegaverse fiction) serve as submissive sexual bottoms to Alpha males. And due to some unique/fictional Omega biology (the Wikipedia article includes phrases like “uterus connected to the rectum” and “self-lubricating anuses”) they can and do get pregnant and bear children. So the suggestion is that all the podcast-bro no-homo yearning after super-manly men would be easier for them to satisfy in a fictional Omegaverse setting.
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January 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a joke to start off your 2026 in the proper spirit…
Q: “What do you call a crusty cum sock on New Years Day?”
A: “A blast from the past!”
Happy New Year!
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December 28th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
It sounds to me like Alo found herself a respectful submissive who is merely waiting to be instructed. A treasure, if she is smart enough to seize him:
Transcript:
The other day, I went on a fourth date with somebody, and we had been taking it pretty slow. Like, he hadn’t tried to kiss me or, like, even hold my hand up until this point.
So we’re at brunch, and we’re having mimosas.
So I go to pour myself a glass, and I actually spill some champagne on my hand. I jokingly turned him and I say, lick it off. He leans forward to lick it off. He says, okay.
I lean back and I say, Ew. You shouldn’t just lick my hand. You don’t know where my hands have been. He looks me dead in my face and says: I would do anything you want me to do.
Oh, sir, sir, you haven’t even held my hand. Whoa. This is. This. I was. I was literally blown away. I was like, this shift in energy! Hey, what happened to the… What happened to homeboy who hasn’t even held my hand? What, what… What???
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December 24th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
From Bondage Blog, this lovely catch:
Normally I don’t envy the hard work of the fishing fleets, but I guess it has its moments!
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December 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus
You know labor relations are going downhill for Santa Claus when his best elf, as embodied by the beautiful and fierce Victoria Voxxx, picks up a large mallet from Santa’s workshop and rallies the other elves to declare a work stoppage. And when they go all Krampus on Santa’s ass… literally? It’s a hot time at the North Pole tonight!
Photos are from Divided We Beg, United We Peg. And you should know that Kink.com is having a pretty good holiday sale this week!
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December 20th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
According to Mr. Pierre of Mister Pierre Fashion:
“People that don’t read for enjoyment? Don’t give good head!”
From Things I Know To Be True About Life.
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December 18th, 2025 -- by Bacchus
Although she never uses the word “pornocalypse”, veteran and beloved fetish model Ariel Anderssen posted a lengthy rant earlier this month about the precise pornocalypse pattern that I have tracking all these years:
I’m told by people who’ve been in the industry (even) longer than I have, that this godawful pattern is normal. Every few years a new platform for pornography will appear, offering something better than whatever’s gone before, or something new (as OnlyFans did by allowing creators to essentially monetize their social media).
Producers and models will begin to use this new platform to sell their content, and the site will grow, using the income it receives from commission on our sales to expand its reach, and building a customer base in the process. Creators like me will begin to rely upon it, first for additional income, and then, if the platform becomes successful enough, as our main income, or even (and this is dangerous) our sole income.
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I’d love to tell you that the cycle just continues this way, with new platforms emerging every few years, giving more choice to creators and customers alike, and forcing the websites we use to remain competitive while providing an excellent user experience. But sadly, that’s not how it works. What happens next, generally, after a few good years, is that the platform will self-destruct. Often, this seems to be at least initially precipitated by external pressures. For OnlyFans, for example, it was scrutiny from Visa and Mastercard, and then from various national governments, that made it become first increasingly censorious, then to announce it was banning adult content altogether, and finally to reverse that disastrous choice after a massive backlash, but to fail so comprehensively in taking on enough staff to sensibly moderate the vast cascade of content being uploaded to OF on a daily basis, that it became essentially unusable for anyone producing anything other than entirely vanilla content. In the process, it also began to hide its pornographic reality behind a safe for work (SFW) facade, which sees OnlyFans’ social media feed looking very much like a pallid, underpopulated version of YouTube.
When things like this happen, porn creators, who tend to be resilient through necessity, will begin to search for new platforms.
And the cycle begins anew!
Thanks to Femdom Resources and loyal ErosBlog reader Vagans for letting me know about Ariel’s essay.
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