A funny porn 404 message from Never Give A Cheerleader A Keyboard:

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious screenful of “Hot Nudes Galore”,
When I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour —
“‘Tis not possible!?, I muttered, “Give me back my free hardcore!?
Quoth the server: 404.