Meet Phil, The Biggest Douchebag On Fling
Poor Zoe. I know it’s rough out there on the dating sites, but she had to hear from this goon?
Dear Lord. Now you’re not only looking for an “intellectual,” but a poet laureate as well. A sex blog? You do realize that you’re asking for trouble there, considering what’s probably in store for you.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re on the wrong site if that’s your thrill. Most of the guys on this site are only capable of thinking with the head that does not encapsulate the brain. Do you know the difference between morons and idiots? The morons go too slow while the idiots go too fast.
Seriously, contrary to your idealistic theory, a good sex blog writer does not translate into a good f*#! The guys (and gals) on this site just want to get laid (sorry, that doesn’t sound so intellectual)so you might want to consider [again] changing your criteria. It’s all in the name, right? F-L-I-N-G. Sorry, the “I” doesn’t stand for “intellectual.”
O.K., enough of the verbal diahhrea. I see that you checked out my profile yesterday but never replied to my message. Guess I’m not smart enough, eh? Ha, ha, ha … Again, you can email me at p——-@verizon.net or call me during the day at 617———. Considering that most guys wouldn’t even take the time to correspond in depth (and attempt to rearrange your priorities), you might at least have the decency to reply in kind (a few meager words). Don’t worry, I won’t bite and, at the risk of sounding snobbish/jerky, I’d venture to say that I have had many more years of “writing” and being intellectual than you. Be brave. Phil
… and you want “real” stories. You would be naive to think that these guys are going to be able to deliver anything but the mindless smut they will undoubtedly plagarize from their under-the-bed collection of Penthouse Forums. The moral of the story, Miss Originality, is that it’s better to make your own stories. Hey, are you doing your school thesis on cyberspace sex or something? LOL
I see that you’re back up and running here. You were a bad girl and Fling put you on probation? Enough cyberspace blather already. Can you just call me atb617——— (M-F 9-6)? Phil
In what universe is this guy going to get laid using this technique? What did he do, read a few pickup-artist manuals and utterly misconstrue the already-dubious and highly situational advice about the purported value of deft, funny “negative hits”?
(Plus, is it just me, or is asking to receive your online booty phone calls during regular business hours only a sign that you’re married and bored in your cubicle?)
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Yeah, His main problem is that, “…the head that does not encapsulate the brain”, in HIS case, isn’t doing ENOUGH of the thinking. His big head is far too consumed with exacting vengeance on the poor gal who won’t respond. I think what we have here is the proverbial dirty-old-man. I’d gamble on you having hit the nail squarely on the head about him being married (no calls after 6 p.m.), and I’d say much older than his quarry(“…I have had many more years of ‘writing’ and being intellectual than you”). He’s the kind of clueless guy office women band together to construct ads for as bait, so they can laugh about his inept and frustrated correspondence every morning over at the office water cooler…
Reply in kind? “Hi, Phil. I find you pretentious, filled with yourself and not at all interesting. Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”
He could also be worried that his mum will answer the upstairs phone before he could get the basement unit.
This guy must be working on his game, or maybe by ‘office’ he means ‘mental ward’.
BB
If that is how pickup artists work, he kind of loses at it. On a second note, people who ask for calls during business hours are weird.
Some of the pickup artists out there (the guys who claim to have “systems” for it) talk about a technique called a “negative hit” for use in approaching super hot girls who get hit on all the time and are resistant to the usual flatteries. Basically it’s just a fancy phrase for teasing — minor insults delivered in an outrageous and funny way. Of course the guy who flubs the “funny” part just comes across as a major asshole…
John Fitzgerald Page. Remember him? The jerk that insulted a woman on a match site & went on a tear, telling her how great he was? He’s become a meme for douchebag at sites like Fark.com.
Anyway, this sounds like him. Arrogant, concieted, desperate, and scum.