September 10th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Spousal Arson
I have been amused, over the years, to watch the never-ending arms race between the penis pill spammers and the spam filtering industry. The spammers are endlessly creative at finding descriptive phrases that contain no uniquely filterable keywords. Two from today’s inbox:
“Set your wife on fire!”
Er, what? That’s a crime, or several of them.
And then:
“Girls will call you Largissimo!”
Somehow, I doubt it. How would that sound? “Hey, Largissimo, when are you coming over here to set me on fire?”
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*snort* It’s unfair to make me wish my spam filtering wasn’t so effective. The spammers have been studying copywriting…
It sounds like they were trying to say a slang word for large in spanish. So basically the g would be pronounced like he. not good at phonics but larheeseemoo.
Largissimo is actually Italian, I believe, and is a tempo marking in music meaning veeeerrrrryyyy sloooowwwlllly (<40 beats per minute).
You tell me if that’s a good or a bad thing.
I peeked into my junk folder just to see if I had anything eye-catching there, and yep: “Set her loins on fire.”
*covers up loins in alarm*