I wandered over to the Stockroom website looking to see whether they had a Valentine’s Day sale worth mentioning (they do), but what I actually found was an excellent poetry contest, with a prize worth more than professional poets tend to make upon publication these days. I’ll let you read the details for yourself (I’d hate to have you mad at them because you got the wrong idea about something based on my fumbling paraphrase of the rules) but the booty is a pink version of their Bolero Straightjacket:

Apparently if pink doesn’t work for you as a prize, they’ll substitute a black one, or even (you fussy winner, you!) their more standard-cut Premium Leather Straightjacket. (The black Bolero has been previously featured on ErosBlog; and it appears that they’ll soon be shipping a red version as well.)

So fire up your poetical engines and start cranking out some (un)suitable verse! “There once was a man from Nantucket…”

Er, on second thought, I’m pretty sure a limerick is not going to win this one.

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