Many people can, I am sure, just enjoy the beauty of this vintage nude postcard:

pretty nude with a book

But if you’ve ever been in a parental role with respect to a small child in a restaurant, you’re probably thinking an entirely different set of thoughts: “Sit down! No, not like that! If your butt is not touching the cushion, you’re not sitting! Butt on the seat, feet on the floor. How many times do I have to tell you?”