stupid bored man on a rainy day

“…and that is because you, sir, are a moron.”

It’s a rainy day here, but the Nymph has driven off to collect some family from another city for the holidays. I have plenty to be thankful for, but sadly no bored girl on the couch with her skirts riding up.

However, there is pie.

Cartoon is from Fluffy Follies.