Look folks, Tumblr is just another fucking platform. It’s just tools. Therefore it is theoretically possible to use the platform with charm and style and grace. It has to be.

Restoring my faith as it was beginning to flag, just now I have been charmed by Muffy’s Insatiable Bordello of Sexual Glitter.

Glitter Muff, as the author styles herself, never seems to fail at amusing and entertaining commentary on the pictures she tumbles. Example:

Sometimes great sex looks a lot like armed robbery.

Grab that fucking body like the sirens are getting louder. Don’t be delicate. There are ten feet between you and the door. Then it’s all yours.