January 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
The Magic Cock Words
So, I just got this spam email:
Say these “magic words” to a girl and SHE WILL SUCK YOUR COCK! Shocking free video reveals magic words that make any girl want to suck your cock…tonight! 100% guaranteed!
Somewhere on the internet, some frustrated fool is watching a cheesy video ad for some sort of pickup-artist club/course/scam, waiting to hear the promised magic words…
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Do these word happen to include “diamond” and “ring”?
to paraphrase Milton “Paint My House” Berle –
Three words …
* handcuffs too tight?
* how many hundreds?
* those were roofies.
otherwise, I’m guessing girls are too diverse a population for a universal three word solution.
I bet it’s one of those fake hypnosis things. I forget the acronym.
Obviously I’m no universal predictor, but a surefire way that gets ME in that mood is, “I’ll suck yours if you suck mine.” Mmmm.
A close second: “Will you please?”
“Diamonds, she’ll pretty much have to” was the tagline of a fake DeBeers ad I remember from childhood.
“Would you reciprocate?”, spoken after giving a lady her own pleasure, might just work, within the 3-word limitation.
For those who believe in clicking links, you can find the fake DeBeers ad Justin is talking about with just two clicks from the ErosBlog front page right now. Hint: start with the 7th post before this one.
I was told there would be no math on this blog.
Reminds me of the creepy ads I’ve encountered on tube sites- “We’ve discovered a loophole in the female brain!”. So Stepford wives-y.
Note to Passerby:
I loved your comment (#7)!
I’d try http://www.erosblog.com/2008/04/12/youre-a-smart-girl-be-creative/ by the way, and then click on all four of the Similar Sex Blogging links…
Then there’s http://www.erosblog.com/2006/12/19/janet-pilgrim-under-your-tree/
The doo-doo hits the fan here: http://www.erosblog.com/2008/03/10/elliot-spitzer-whoremonger-and-hypocrite/
You got pwned?