Vegan Boyfriends: The Downside
I don’t necessarily endorse the sexual-health premise of this page, but it’s damned funny, especially if you view all the video clips:
As the story goes:
All over the world, regular guys are choosing a vegan diet, unaware of the erotic consequences. As a result, an epidemic is spreading among their “loved” ones: BWVAKTBOOM, “Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom out of Me.”
For years, women have been open to the physical, emotional, and karmic benefits of veganism. But now, more and more men are discovering the perks of a plant-based diet. More specifically, a dramatic increase in their wang power and sexual stamina.
Unfortunately, the consequences of all this mind-blowing intercourse can often lead to sex injuries such as whiplash, pulled muscles, rug burn, and even a dislocated hip.
A “sufferer” speaks out:
Whatever you may think of the benefits (sexual and otherwise) of eating vegetable foods, this is a clever and funny PR campaign for the the practice.
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That’s hilarious! And probably much more effective at getting people to give it a try than the usual, “Meat is murder” slogan.
Now I come to think of it, I’ve never actually met any vegetarian or vegan men. I’ve known many women who are veggie, but no men…
We veggo men are pretty rare, it’s usually a childhood thing, or some people do it for ethical reasons, stuff like that. I’ve taken up sometimes eating meat, but that’s on average once a month. Once you meet one or two, you may find they know a lot of other people who are also into it.
This is a great ad. As I understand it the science has been disproved, but it looks like a great way to get guys to try it.
Me I’ll stick to Bacon, Steak dinners and the sex that comes from living a healthy Paleo life style.
Aside from pussy I stopped eating meat in 1969 and have never looked back. Love this ad campaign. Some spots are more effective than others. The woman with the neck brace is too problematic, but this woman has the right balance of bruises to pleasure ratio to appeal to a mainstream vanilla audience. The one with the two males seemed a little kinkier; didn’t notice one with lesbians, did I miss that one or did they not aim for that demographic? Hey, the last clever ploy they used to get boys to eat veggies was having Popeye scarf down spinach and then kicking Blutos’ butt.
@Meiji_man:
Depends on what you mean by the science. Vegans often have to be really strict to get the right balance of nutrients, but the average westerner probably eats too much meat and/or processed food. A larger dosage of veggies and less meat and white bread/sugar would probably make most of us feel a lot better. Of course, those foods are very easy to find, and quite cheap, so it’s what people gravitate to.
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