If you were that duck, you could be hot tubbing with Mia Farrow and Elizabeth Taylor:

Elizabeth Taylor and Mia Farrow in a jacuzzi

Found here.

It reminds me of a song popular in my youth:

“Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
I’d go slippy-slippy slimey
over everyone’s behiney –
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.”

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