July 28th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
Happy Lobster Nipple Clamps
Sometimes I think the sex toy industry lacks a sufficient sense of whimsy and fun. Sure, you can find more than forty different kinds of nipple clamps at my favorite sex toy shop, but is any one of them a happily-smiling plastic cartoon lobster with sadistic claws? No. They are not. And the world is poorer for it:
I believe the artwork is from a 2004 Japanese eroge game called Rance 6 from Alice Soft.
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Reminds me of the Radio 4 comedy, Old Harry’s Game about Satan, who would regular torture Thomas with lobsters for nipple clamps. :)
Rather than a “lobster”, that totally looks like a happy *crab* to me. One which is almost identical to the Kani-pan brand of crab-shaped sweetbread sneaks, BTW.
Yeah, I think she might have crabs.
I once managed to corner a crafty crab, and foolishly laughed at this relatively large fiddler or sand crab’s attempt to threaten me with its claws. Sand crabs as rule are small crabs, so, like a fool, I tried to pick it up. It clamped its largest claw down on my thumb, and the most prominent false “tooth” on its claw readily pierced my fingernail. Not only did it hurt like hell, but it took many weeks to grow back out. I never imagined that such a small muscle, could be so powerful!
So, for those of you who don’t live near crabs, the possible above scene, isn’t one that you’d likely want to take lightly. Give me a clothes pin, not a crab of the relative size as seen above!
Fortunately for said lady in said picture, it looks like those claws have axles, so they’re unlikely to be Actual crabs. Unless they’re some kind of kinky mecha-crab, and considering the hentai I’ve seen, all bets are off!
I wrestled briefly with the question of whether these were crabs or lobsters; I finally decided that crabs often have legs that are all much of a size, while this thing only has the grasping claws and some little vestigial nubbins. So I went with lobster,where the two claws are most prominent. But, you know, it’s a cartoon-porn depiction of a plastic anthropomorphic cartoon animal that’s also a sex toy; there are several meta-layers in play with a lot of scope for both artistic license and audience interpretation.
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