These are details from a notional sex toy collection advertising flyer that appeared as part of Goomi’s Unspeakable Vault of Doom, a Lovecraftian web comic by artist Francois Launet:




I actually think I’ve seen serious reviews for The Purple Tongue (not shown here) by some of our fearless community of sex toy review bloggers. Or anyway the description (“It will make you howl in the dark! Variable speed and occult functions”) sounds awfully familiar…

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