Seriously, people: no matter how safe you are out there on the roadways, it’s the other guy — the one in the big truck with the naked woman in the cab — who is gonna mess it all up. Drive at all times like someone is trying to kill you — because they are.

A Bradford County school bus carrying 15 elementary school students was rear-ended by a tractor-trailer Monday afternoon near the intersection of U.S. 301 and State Road 201A in Lawtey. The Florida Highway Patrol said there were 10 people transported to area hospitals: a man and woman in the big rig were taken to Shands in Gainesville with critical injuries, and seven children and the bus driver were taken to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries.

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According to Sheriff Gordon Smith, the woman in the semi was not wearing any clothes. She was given a towel from troopers to cover up in front of the children.

Witnesses said the semi was going about 60 mph when it struck the bus, which investigators said had its crossing arms out and lights flashing.

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FHP has not released the name of the truck driver or his female passenger but said charges are pending. Investigators said they did not have any indication that alcohol or drugs were a factor but said speed and/or distracted driving could have played a role.

Gee, you think?

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