What did dildos look like 14 kilo-years ago? Mashable offers this picture, and a few others even older:

prehistoric stone, bone, and ivory dildos from 12,000 BCE

The article also tells us that squeamish archaeologists have been in the habit of referring to phallic artifacts as “batons”, or in the case of the ones from 30,000 years ago, “ice-age batons.” Now I’m picturing “ice-age orchestras” and “ice-age parades” — damn you, squeamish archaeologists!

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