You can’t tell me you aren’t at least a little bit intrigued by any discussion of sex play that includes this line:

It’s a complete pain to get his balls through the hole to start the process, but well worth the bother.

If that’s not enough to tell you what’s going on, this might be a clue:

Electricity: much less scary when I’m the one playing with the dial!

That’s right: this is a discussion of male junk getting the heck shocked out of it. Specifically, it’s Curvaceous Dee talking about zapping Hylas with a little bit (OK, a lot) of help from the penile-torment electric bondage board. (There are high-resolution pictures.)

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