Do Gay Men Have It Better?
A drunk friend of mine the other day started riffing endlessly on how gay men have everything better than straight men. He had a whole manifesto! I myself was not sober enough to take notes, but these three points I do remember:
1) Gay sex workers and cams performers are hotter: younger-looking, prettier, more fit, better groomed. He sent me a gay camsite screenshot to argue his point:
Without bodyshaming, which I will not do, I can’t give you the compare-and-contrast screenshot of female performers from a het-oriented camsite that he also sent me. It is surely true that there are lots of stunningly beautiful women working cams, but on many sites they are interspersed with performers who have a certain “people of Walmart” presentation about them. (Which is all I’m going to say about that.) My friend riffed ruthlessly on this point in a way that’s far afield from the ErosBlog house style. I might accuse him of being shallow, but it’s hard to say that he is completely wrong.
2) Gay sex toys are more fabulous: shinier, more colorful, more glittery. This assertion verges on circularity, especially when one pauses to consider the problematic premises involved in deciding what “gay sex toy” might possibly mean; but in fairness and truth there was hardly a line in my friend’s whole riff that did not raise one or another such problematic question. It was more fun — and more friendly — to just go with the flow of the conversation. Me being me, though, I did needle him on this point; and in response he pointed (incontrovertably, I thought) to the rainbow cock cage that’s been featured in the pages of this very blog:
3) Blowjobs! My friend waxed lyrical on all the reasons why gay men give (and thus, in the main and for obvious reasons of symmetry, get) better blowjobs. A quick job of research turns up plenty of guys who agree, including no less an authority than the LGBT subreddit:
It might be reasonable to doubt whether gay guys as a class are properly objective on the question. But me being without any comparative data of my own, who am I to argue?
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It only makes sense to me that gay guys would give superior blow-jobs.
They have access to the equipment 24-7, and know what the various sensations feel like from both sides.
By the way, in days of yore, I used to hear about clever straight women watching gay porn to get tips…
@Dr.Whiplash going by that theory I must be God’s gift to women considering all the lesbian porn I’ve watched, but all I get is a bunch of confused looks and very little satisfaction. Maybe I shouldn’t be using a strap-on.