July 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Catch Of The Day: Mermaid!
Some things are worth, in the immortal words of Bill Moyers, remobilizing your axioms for:
The caption reads: “You realise, don’t you, that this means turning my back on everything I believe as an ichthyologist?”
The cartoon is from the May 1963 issue of Adam.
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And what exactly are you going to do with a mermaid? Her lower half is a fish–and fish lack the appropriate anatomy for intercourse.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Loren,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
“what exactly are you going to do with a mermaid?”
Blow job, hand jobs, cunnilingus, tit wank, rimming, splosh, spanking, dirty talk, sexting, DIY porn, watching porn, pegging, nipple play, e-stim, chastity play, BDSM, sexy role play where you’re a horny coastguard who gets diverted on his way to rescue a tourist boat… or maybe just sing a few Disney songs together with that crab.
Now that is what I am talkin’ about!
“Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me…”
Blow job–yes
hand jobs–yes
cunnilingus–anatomy missing
tit wank–yes
rimming–I’m not sure here
splosh–if that’s your thing
spanking–isn’t that normally a prelude, not the main event?
dirty talk–true
sexting-true
DIY porn–not really an activity
watching porn–yes
pegging–not sure if she’s going to be able to
nipple play–yes
e-stim–yes
chastity play–yes
BDSM–isn’t this normally a prelude?
Note that nothing on this list will get her off. Why would she be interested in participating?
Most of the mermaids I have met Loren, really like having their flippers tickled
Ha!
I kinda want to know how Loren knows so much about the various ways mermaids can’t have an orgasm.