June 6th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Blowjob Competition
It’s a contest of oral skill. There will be a special price for whichever of these two young ladies on their knees can suck an orgasm out of her guy first.
But, you know, guys are highly variable in their response to oral stimulation. It’s not really a fair contest unless there’s some procedure for calibrating those dicks! And I very much want to know what the calibration protocols were.
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In my fantasy, it’s a case of fraternity/sorority shenanigans. Or maybe they are trying to settle a tied argument over who makes the best shoes, Adidas or Puma… (You have to click the link to understand that one fellow readers…)
There are more immediate ways of making it “fair”, too. They could have selected the dicks randomly. Or evaluating and choosing between the dicks on offer could be part of the game. Or it could be a team sport.
Well Rafu, judging from her hollow cheeks, I’d say the redhead in he Adidas casual-wear hoodie is relying on some serious suckage, and probably pistoning, whereas the redhead in the Puma T-shirt appears to be applying a tongue swirling or frenulum licking strategy. If speed is the qualifier, I’d place my money on miss blue hoodie, however if volume is the goal, I’d go with miss black T-shirt. They say longer foreplay increases the volume of the ejaculate. I’m a little worried about how that cat observing from a plastic bag in he background affects the outcome though. I hope its just a stuffed animal…
I don’t know anything about calibrating dicks, but the best way that occurs to me to make this a fair contest is to have them go thru 5 guys each. Maybe many more for results to have statistical significance to a high level of confidence.