There’s just something about a white bathing suit that attracts octopuses, sea monsters, Kraken, and tentacled oceanic horrors of every description:

I’d suggest that damsels and heroines and every other sort of slow-swimming coastal babe ought to stop wearing those bait garments, but if the ladies enjoy a bit of tentacle peril, who am I to swimsuit-shame them?

The above artwork is a detail from the Monster From The Ocean Floor movie poster.

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