July 31st, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Same Dick Forever
It is the custom, I know, for groomsmen or bridesmaids to “decorate” the getaway vehicle the newlyweds will drive away in. Sometimes these pranks are brutally reductive about the institution of marriage:
Custom or not, I believe there’s merit in a couple choosing to secure their transportation against this sort of levity. It would not be excessive to park in some hidden place a few miles away and then surprise everyone by driving off in a Uber.
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Forever and ever ha.
Thanks Bacchus (and other deities) that having a ring doesn’t mean leaving out other people.
No, but in the American mythology of marriage, it means precisely that. And the mythology is what comes out at a wedding “traditional” enough for stuff like bridesmaid pranks.