October 29th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Personal Hygiene Inspection, Lesbian Style
When your girlfriend is a clean freak and wants to inspect you for cleanliness after your shower, you might get all offended and refuse to allow it. Or, you might reflect that she is a fuckin’ sorceress with her fingers and tongue, and decide to make the necessary amount of peace with her more eccentric peccadillos:
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I once (many years ago), had a beautiful young “girl-next-door” type nurse come into my hospital room and announce that she was required to inspect my bottom (I just checked myself into the E.R. for a BREATHING problem mind you…). I didn’t pay it much mind myself, figuring they were trying to avoid people coming in with bedsores, and trying to sue for negligent care.
I was taken by surprise by the request, and merely complied.
After a year or two went by, in recalling the incident in my mind, I thought I missed an opportunity to afterward claim that I was by the way required to examine hers as well.
Unfortunately, I’m just not too fast on my feet sometimes…
She was fresh out of college…
Hi Bacchus,
Sorry to hijack this thread with an off-topic question, but I have read your insightful warnings about the pornocalypse several times in the past, and have recently had multiple pushbacks from Google.
I have backed up my blogs like you suggested, and finally I’m seriously contemplating moving somewhere to own my blogs, so as not to be at the mercy of Google Blogger. My question is, will the XML files downloaded from Google Blogger blogs be compatible with wherever I set up my new blogs? If not true in all cases, are there some sites that ARE compatible so that I should confine my choice to them? If the XML will require manual tweaking before I can upload them anywhere but Google, can you suggest where I can look to learn what must be done?
Thanks in advance, and again, sorry to be off-topic but your answers may benefit others besides me.
And now an on-topic comment:
Dr. Whiplash, a similar event happened to me. I wrote about it on one of my blogs awhile back, but rather than link to it (I don’t want Bacchus to think I’m trying to advertise) I will just paste it below:
About 10 years ago I experienced some chest pains, so I thought I’d better get to the hospital.
I arrived at the emergency room, and was soon examined by a female doctor. I remember that she ran an EKG, which was expected and everything was normal.
Then her female assistant came into the room (I guess to have a 2nd person present for such an intimate situation) and the two of them gave me a prostate exam. (As I’m typing this, I am well aware that it sounds exactly like the complete BS found in many Penthouse Letters, etc, but I assure you it is completely true.)
It didn’t occur to me until much later that a prostate exam seems hardly necessary to diagnose chest pains, but whatever. There was nothing sexual about the incident, and I don’t recall feeling very aroused by it.
Only years later when I became aware of this thing called CFNM did it dawn on me that maybe those 2 were just taking the opportunity for a little something-something. They made no comments at the time to make me think it was anything but a professional medical exam.
I am years out of date and can’t give you specific advice or tools, but if it’s reassuring, the whole point of XML files is that they are a very deep standard that means wherever you go, there should be an import tool that will work with them. WordPress (the blogging software I use) has a variety of plugins for importing from Blogger specifically or from XML files in general. There are also people who offer paid help with such migrations if you find it beyond you. Sorry I don’t have any more specific resources at my fingertips!
Thanks for the tips.
So yours is a WordPress blog? Then isn’t WordPress your overlord, as Google Blogger is for me?
Quick distinction: WordPress.com is a company, that also offers a commercial blog hosting service, and whose programmers participate in maintaining and extend the WordPress blogging software, a version of which is available as free and open source software for anybody to use with their own hosting. If WordPress-the-company sold out to Yahoo! or went bankrupt, the open source software would remain, and could (likely would) be maintained by volunteers like other open source software. So ErosBlog (me!) uses the open source software on my own hosting, for which I pay a monthly fee to Mojohost, a very solid and upright hosting company with great service and an ironclad commitment to welcoming adult sites. (What they are NOT is particularly cheap.) If Mojohost were to go bankrupt or get sold (my nightmare, but not likely) I could take my backups to any of thousands of other hosting companies out there and be back online in hours or days. Whereas if I was dealing with WordPress-the-company, I would be in trouble because their terms of service are adult-content unfriendly. I hope that clears things up a bit. I know that having “WordPress” refer not only to a software package but also to a company that sells services that rely on that software is confusing.
Thanks so much.