A Randomly Horny Moment In The Life
The setting is our house, where The Nymph has just returned from a mammogram appointment. Here’s the scene and dialog:
Her: {ripping off her shirt, preparing to don a different shirt}
Me: {watching intently through open doorways from two rooms away}
Her: “OMG, I forgot to take the marking tape strips off!” {starts peeling little strips of tape off her tits}
Me: “I just thought you were saving that job for me.”
Her: {still peeling} “You don’t want to do this job!”
Me: “If you think that, you’ve ENTIRELY lost track of what I want.”
Her: {inaudible muttering}
P.S. Before it was an ErosBlog post this was a so-called “Toot” on Mastodon. I think it indicates that a person is settling in well on a social media platform if they start typing shit over there and only later begin to ponder “why did I put that on social media instead of my own blog?”
Similar Sex Blogging:
Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=31470
“She don’t know you very well, do she?” to misquote Bugs Bunny.
Well that answers a question that those of us who don’t do social media didn’t want to ask, but had pondered on.
Sounds like the honeymoon period is over…. but glad you’re still together.
Finagle, almost 20 good years! Also a lot of mileage on both of us, but that’s the human condition.
I so want to know what she muttered under her breath… I wonder if it was…. once a pervert always a pervert. *laughs
Also hurrah for Masto
Molly
Haha, Molly, I’d like to know too! But I failed to ask in the moment, so now we’ll forever have to wonder. I don’t think she went all the way to “pervert” over that, though. She knows my pervert dial goes all the way to 11, and this was a 2 at most. :-)
If she DID mutter “PERVERT”, she likely did so with a grin.
I have few female aquintances, in the autumn of their lives, who WISH some man was looking at them with some “pervy” thoughts.
After I once heard one woman disparage her aging husband (to another woman), for having lusty thoughts about her, I heard the intended receiver of the statement blurt out jealously, “THAT man is a KEEPER!”
I’D say The Nymph is a lucky lady indeed…