January 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Another Conversation With The Nymph
This is, of course, not our first conversation like this. She came up to me at my computer wearing nothing but her towel robe, and tried to get a quick kiss. So of course I reached under the robe and found something to grasp between thumb and forefinger.
Her: “Ow! What’s the matter with you? Let go!”
Me: “I need a better kiss than that.”
After a pleasant interlude, her escape attempt resuming:
Her: “I gotta go get in the shower and then put on my facial lotion.”
Me: …
Her: What?
Me, grinning: …
Her: WHAT?
Me: You gonna make me say it?
Her: …
Me, grinning even harder: …
Her, still clueless: Just say it!
Me, leering: I got your facial lotion RIGHT HERE, baby!
Her: {blushes, flees}
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To answer the unasked question: Why, yes, sometimes when I speak there actually are hypertext links. It’s not hard to hear them but usually the only people who can actually discern the link destinations are people who know me really goddamned well and also are aware, as the meme goes, of all internet traditions.
Ha! so cute! I typically get a comment thrown in with the leaving like “Perv!” or “so mature!” lol.