Real Authentic Sex
I don’t quote often from Naked Loft Party, entertaining though it often is. As sex blogs go, it’s always struck me as rather surreal. I don’t disbelieve what I read there (well, no more than I disbelieve anything I read on the Internet) but the urban, stylish, clubbing, partying, multipartnered lifestyle too far outside my experience for easy self-identification. However, any good sex blog will have moments of recognizable truth, like this one:
When we finally stumble into our apartment Les and I are too drunk to screw. I sit bolt upright in my office chair until the world stops spinning and then join Leslie in bed. When our hangovers finally subside early Sunday evening we have supremely lazy, sweaty sex — sweaty only because I hadn’t bothered to install the air conditioner. We started halfway through Crossing Jordan and now we’re both craning our necks to catch the dramatic conclusion. It’s the kind of sex that only someone who loves you lets you get away with.
Love that last line! Who hasn’t been there?
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Heh . . . or when you’re drawn out of your sexual reverie by the action packed end to a movie you were supposed to be watching.
*Thrust, thrust*
“Wait a sec.”
*Thrust*
“Yeah?”
*Thrust*
“Wasn’t that guy supposed to be disarming the bomb?”
*Thru-
“Huh. I think you’re right.”
*Rests on partner’s back in order to better grasp the conclusion of the film.*
Of course, we northerners have always been firm believers that the doggy-position was invented so you could have sex and not miss any of the Stanley Cup Finals.