June 3rd, 2005 -- by Aphrodite
Have You Got The Balls?
If you’ve got the balls, does your car or truck have them? I don’t mean ball joints, I mean balls, like these brass balls:
This is just too funny! If you’re a married guy, your brass ball days are probably over…..maybe you have blue balls instead (we hope not!):
If you’re somewhere in between brass balls and blue balls, other choices are available….all from Bumper Nuts. Hey, if you’ve got ’em, why not show ’em off?! :laugh:
I suppose I shouldn’t say that seeing them in these pictures, with the nail through the top, makes me think of R….and laugh. Have a fun weekend everybody, and thanks! :)
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I’ve seen these and they’re damn funny. Especially when it’s a soccer mom driving. :)
I see a soccer mom drivin’ around with those, I’m followin’ her home.
I was behind an SUV on the way to work one day with a bumber sticker that said “If you’re going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair.”
It turned into my office complex so I followed it. I was all ready for the hot soccer mom to get out.
And it was a guy. A boring-looking, not particularly attractive, clearly straight guy.
Bummer.
I have seen these blue balls on a car before and thought nothing of it. I probably should know this but what is the point of them? Are they perhaps the equivelent of that silver outline of a woman? Which I would have on my car if not for my wife and three daughters!! :plain:
Here ’bouts we call ’em “Truck Nuts”, they only seem to be found on full-size pick-ups, and you’re likely to also see a shotgun rack through their back windows…
Updates y’all:
Dateline February 17, 2009: (On Truck Nutz) “We’ve probably had 10 or 15 complaints in the last 2 to 3 weeks and that drew enough of our attention to start looking into it and trying to correct the issue,” said Edgefield (South Carolina), Police Chief Ronald Carter.
[…] “I think there’s room for the freedom of expression but when it comes to indecency, the community has to step in and say this is indecent and we’re not going to tolerate it. It all falls back to each community deciding what’s decent and what’s indecent,” said Chief Carter.
Dateline April 12, 2010: “A local area woman wrote to the local newspaper in Dallas (Texas), asking if something could be done about those gross Truck Nutz swinging in the exhaust blast of every F-250 idling in the drive-thru.”
Dateline November 30, 2010: “The mayor of a Long Island village has suspended its fire chief for 30 days – because he refused to remove a crude set of plastic testicles from a fire truck.”
Dateline July 27, 2011: “…A humorless douche-bag police officer (Bonneau, South Carolina Police Department Chief Franco Fudahas), issued a $445 ticket to a 65-year-old woman for putting giant red balls on her truck (2004 Dodge), along with some prosecutor who ran out of black people to throw in prison and will now make this lady stand trial for being a public fan of novelty testicles.”