May 20th, 2005 -- by Dionysus
What the HELL is that?
I really should put the answer to ‘what is that’ after the cut in an extended entry. But you know, for some reason I’m not going to.
Still. Play along. Take a guess. What exactly are those things?
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What they are, is animal-penis-shaped dildos. No, I am not kidding. Top to bottom, those are:
Raccoon, Crocodile, Orca, Kangaroo.
I’m telling you, I am not kidding.
These simply – um – amazing creations courtesy of the very, very interesting people at Zeta Creations (zoofur.com).
And frankly I’ve never seen anything like them.
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Fortunately, you don’t really need fake ones when you’re hung like I am.
I can’t help but think my wife might enjoy the kangaroo… um… appendage.
Okay, so I’m confused. Are these meant to be used on animals, such as when it’s necessary to collect sperm for stud services, or are these intended to be used on humans? Because these things are rather LARGE and I don’t think there are any orifices of a human body that bends in several of these directions.
Owie!
Dox
Interesting shapes, but using an animal-penis shaped dildo would seriously creep me out.
Oh yeah. They make large size dildos as well. The folks who run the shop are (IIRC) gay men who’re into large sized toys. Nice people. The <A href=”http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html”>full on actual sized horse cock</a> is … interesting.
Can I boil you to sterilize you once I’m done playing, Priapus?
I’ll never look at coat hooks the same way again. :confused:
Two thoughts:
Of course they are all bent. Even a kangaroo can’t keep an erection when his pepe is stuck in a tub of cold plaster of paris.
And if you think you have a rotten job, how would you like to be a “plaster caster” of animal penises? :confused:
i am boath weared out and cant help but looking :O my girlfrend would be in to them but then sh wouldnt need me
Thosse are meant for people, I have the raccoon “toy” He’s good size but not too much, and the curves are great =P