With #Piggate and #Hameron drawing attention this week to the antics of the rich young stupids of the British upper classes, one Etonian gave an interview in which he revealed how pony play finds its expression among that set:

“You would treat them [women] like fillies,” admits a 34-year-old former old Etonian, who calls himself Edward to protect his identity.

“Women aren’t allowed to formal dinners but at informal gatherings we would make them get down on all fours like a horse, whinny, and bring out hunting horns and whips. It was ridiculous.”

Unbelievably, he insists: “Yes they were degraded to some extent, but it was all done respectfully and the more they took, the more respect they earned. Half of them are godparents to my children now.”

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