How Not To Write A Winning Personal
Sometimes you gotta hope you’re reading a spoof, but this one doesn’t feel that way. Party Girl has found the winningest personal ad ever. After a long rant about the unmarriageability of American women, we find this prize-winning self-marketing material just a few sentences from the end:
Speaking English is an option, understanding English is important and wrestling experience is a plus. I finish what I start and I’m the type of man you could grow old with. I’m ardently set in my ways and my mantra has become “My way or the highway.” I’m not crazy – I’m realistic and contrary to popular belief I haven’t lost my marbels – I’ve lost my patience. Additionally, if you wouldn’t mind moving in with my parents that would be great (after marriage of course).
His phone is ringing off the hook…
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=1755
I think it’s a good personal ad. At least he is honest and upfront about what he wants.
(After reading the whole article) The thing that scares me is that he’s so intent on breeding. As in: this narrowminded misogynist is intent on reproducing. Spawning. Sending forth hordes of like-minded get. EWW.
Perhaps I’m just horrified because I spend too much time vapidly contemplating my career, self-aggrandizing, and being disrespectfully un-pregnant. Wow, you know the Liberals have won when women like me are allowed to roam the streets like real people. ;-)
WOW! I envy his moxie and forthrightness.
I also love the women who published this.
I just could never be seriously interested in a guy who can’t be bothered to use spellcheck. Marbels???
They say there’s someone for everyone…