December 12th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Dirty Owl-Fucker!
A limerick in the best ancient tradition, being both sexually scurrilous and ludicrously anti-clerical:
A habit obscene and unsavory
holds the Bishop of Boston in slavery
midst hootings and howls
he deflowers young owls
which he keeps in an underground aviary.
Attributed to John Steinbeck (albeit the attribution is given by Robert Anton Wilson, so you pays your money and you takes your chances).
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Love sees no species, after all. (o:
I’ve heard this one before, but with an Old English tint…
A habit both dire and unsavoury
holds the Bishop of Wessex in slavery
With maniical howls
He deflowered young owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary.
I heard a young owl declare,
“You know that it’s really not fair.
The old Bishop’s icky.
My feathers got sticky,
And now I can’t take to the air.”
Maybe your more literate readers can polish up my effort:
A Bishop, named Father MacFee,
was frantic for some place to pee.
He then showered an owl,
who was thereafter fowl,
when he pissed in a hole in a tree.
Oh geez, sorry, I guess this posting was technically supposed to be about owl FUCKING, not just owl “fouling”…
Okay, correction:
A Bishop, named father MacPlum,
was horny for some place to come.
So he spooged on an owl,
(who was thereafter “foul”),
when he came in a hole in a gum.
Aw geez, That’s not even right! I guess it would have to say he spooged IN an owl…