December 12th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Give Your Wife A Pearl Necklace For Christmas
I mentioned last week that The Nymph always fails her saving throws against pink — a weakness I sometimes use to my ruthless advantage and to our mutual enjoyment. With your lady, though, the doomed saving throw might be different. Is her weakness, perhaps, pearl-like objects, or shiny things from Swarovsky?
If so, you might just need the Pearl Collar And Leash from Wild In Secret (matching pearl handcuffs and, for the especially daring, pearl thong, optional):
No need to be sexist about all this, though — I’m sure there’s a man out there wearing these and looking cute as hell. In fact, if he’s your man, and you have pictures, I’d consider publishing them.
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Congratulations, you just outcloseted your RPG geekishness in just one sentence. :)
People keep saying that, a bit to my surprise. Is there really anybody left under fifty who doesn’t have at least passing familiarity with gaming vocabulary? I didn’t think one had to be all that geeky these days…
I for one, have seen many people under 50 that have no gaming vocabulary, except maybe n00b, and 1337, and no tabletop gaming vocab whatsoever. I may just live in a bad place to be a gamer when even the youth does not understand the significance of a nat 20.
Spoken like d20 players.