Maggie Mayhem, as part of a much larger essay on the benefits of going camping:

Get as loud and uninhibited as you need and howl if you feel so moved. It’s nothing that the woods haven’t heard before. Make the noises you can’t make around people because it entices the worst kind of bureaucratic predators in the whole animal kingdom. Sex is the open woods in isolation from other people is like having a sports car with a roll bar and a road laid bare for you. Push the pedal to your soul’s metal and make some fucking noise.

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