All Hail Dionysus!

Folks, I’ve got a guest blogger to introduce. The next two weeks for me are set to be a whirlwind of travel and (fun but hectic) turmoil, with few opportunities to blog and little time to do it in. Aphrodite should be putting in some appearances with any luck, and I’ve implored The Nymph to post once or twice — but I’d hate for you to grow bored.

No fear of that. Not any more.

Your new guest blogger has volunteered to do some guest sex blogging under the handle “Dionysus”, and I jumped at the chance to have him. He’s an experienced blogger whose intense sex writing has been known to make my jaw drop. But like many bloggers, even psuedonymous ones, he’s become — to an extent — a captive of the expectations of his regular readership. Guest blogging here, under a new name, should let him really cut loose. Whether he plans to tell stories he dasn’t tell where they know him, or whether he plans to turn the intensometer dials to eleven, I couldn’t tell you (because he hasn’t told me). Who knows? Perhaps he plans to write tender tales of young lesbian love, full of flowers and unicorns and fluffy cotton-candy orgasms. We’ll all find out together.

Welcome, Dionysus!

Girl…Where?

Fun thing from Japan, via J-List: Girl In A Cup. Also called an “Onanie Hole”. Quoth the vendor: “This can best be described as Pussy in a Cup.”

Porn Starlets Wash My Car (Badly)

I admit that it seems rather churlish, but if I had paid the large sum of cash it would take to get Tori Stone and her “sister” Tawnee Stone to come to my house and wash my car, I think I’d be going “Ladies, ladies, you look real nice and all, but how about sponging some of those suds onto my actual vehicle?”

“Girls, you missed a spot….”