May 16th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Porn Starlets Wash My Car (Badly)
I admit that it seems rather churlish, but if I had paid the large sum of cash it would take to get Tori Stone and her “sister” Tawnee Stone to come to my house and wash my car, I think I’d be going “Ladies, ladies, you look real nice and all, but how about sponging some of those suds onto my actual vehicle?”
“Girls, you missed a spot….”
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I’m more thinking, I want in on that sponge-bath…
lol @ “sister” are you incinuating the porn sites are lying to us?
I feel transported back to the disco era when the S.O.S. sang about working at the carwash.
All I can say is, did you see how damned young Tawnee looks? I’ll have me some ‘o that.
“S.O.S.”?
Dude!
That was Rose Royce.
-Joe The Disco Pedant
“Wild Things” anyone…?