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December 30th, 2002 -- by Bacchus

In Case You Were Wondering: Bukkake

Bukkake is one of those hard-core porn concepts that you either know about or you don’t. The Reverse Cowgirl mentions it all the time, but she’s not much help to the clueless. When the word comes up in conversation (yah, as if that happens every day) the folks who aren’t familiar with it look puzzled, and the folks who know what it means refuse to elaborate. Because how could one define this word in even semi-polite conversation?

Carly the Pornblographer gives it a shot, so to speak:

Bukkake is something that I have only a small amount of knowledge on, so some of the more learned members of our industry might want to chime in with some history. But as I understand it, the practice originated in Japan before rising to some popularity in the States. A Bukkake video usually features one of two things: either a girl getting spunked on by numerous (usually) anonymous cocks, or numerous (usually) anonymous cocks spunk into some kind of receptacle, and the girl guzzles it. This is what taking the Atkins Diet too far does to you.

Now if only someone could explain why this is sexy. Yah yah yah, different strokes for different folks, one person’s fetish is another person’s gross out, your kink is not my kink but that doesn’t mean your kink is not OK, et cetera, literally (in this case) ad nauseum. Bacchus still doesn’t get it.

That said, ErosBlog is going out on the cutting (shooting?) edge. If you really really want to know what bukkake is, here is a picture. Publishing a bukkake picture may be a blogging first. If it grosses you out, tough shit — you knew where you were going when you clicked the link.

If anyone feels this is a new low for ErosBlog, you may perhaps be right. Perhaps mixing a Long Island Iced Tea in the one-liter beer mug was not such a good idea. Alas:

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.

— Omar Khayyam

 
January 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Sticky Jessica Alba

In this era of handwringing over deep fakes and generative art, it’s sometimes worth pausing to reflect that people were already deeply engaged in taking unseemly liberty with celebrity images more than twenty years ago. For example, consider this heavily-edited image dating to 2003. It’s Jessica Alba, only stickier:

jessica alba with cum on her face after bukkake

The source photograph appears to be this one, from Jessica’s Dark Angel period:

Jessica Alba in leather

The self-described “splatter” artist who dirtied up Jessica Alba’s face created dozens or hundreds of such images at the Project Barkley Celebrity Fantasies website, which featured an artist’s statement including this explanation:

When I started faking, I wanted to create something that stood out from the crowd. I found that of non-faked porn, some of the stuff I found most erotic were simple facial aftermath shots. In fact, in review of the jpegs I’d been collecting, one of the best and most memorable images didn’t even have any nude parts showing. I love the formality of this particular image — it looks like a fashion magazine plate, less like a gonzo close-up cumshot as you see in a lot of porn. The eyes in particular say a lot — there’s the light of starry innocence; at the same time, there’s the sated, hypnotized look because just a minute ago, the girl was deepthroating your cock for her life until you couldn’t stand it any more and had to jizz all over her cute little face. Appreciate this photo by staring into the eyes a while, then take a lingering look over the cum…follow the path of wanton pleasure left streaked and dripping on her face…then stare back into the eyes. It’s enough to make most hetero men to pause, take a breath and utter, “Fuck!”

Let’s return for a moment to the new technologies that are thought to be automating and simplifying these sorts of visual remixes. At present none of the best public-facing AI art tools will output erotic imagery; their creators have opted to build #pornocalypse into the products. This will change; in its broadest outlines the technology is open-source. So it shouldn’t be long now before we start seeing unrestricted versions of these tools that can run on consumer hardware. Thus I don’t feel too bad about how I described today’s situation in prospect, the first time I grappled with Project Barkley back in 2004, even though I obviously whiffed the tech specifics:

We now live in a world where your face and mine and Britney’s are all equally fair game: raw material for whatever digital mix might amuse a fickle public. How long until you can beam a mugshot of your cutest co-worker from your phone cam to your DVD player, which will cheerfully paste her facial features onto the lithe body of Vivid’s latest superstar porn model?

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October 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

20 Years Of ErosBlog: Old Reviews Of Old Porn

Let me tell you a funny thing about sex blogging for more than two decades: I have bookmarks that are old enough to vote. No, no, of course you’re right: all my ancient hoarded links are broken! But the WayBack Machine is a thing, and somehow, over all these weary years, I’ve become one of the world’s leading professionals at finding old porn stuff in there. (Did I just say a true thing? I suspect I may have. People don’t exactly put “professional porn researcher” on their LinkedIn curricula vitae, so it’s rather hard to check.)

So anyway yes, I have the ancient porn links. I know where the boners are buried. I have links to forgotten sex blogs on old blogging platforms that nobody remembers. I have receipts, dang it.

A thing that I miss from 20 years ago is the genre of bloggers doing porn reviews like magazine writers used to do fancy book reviews. Smart people with a literary turn of mind, viewing porn — often rather stupid porn, as so much of it was and remains — as a text, and finding intelligent entertaining things to say about said text.

Kitty Bukkake porn review

Who remembers the psuedonymous blogger “Kitty Bukkake”, blogging on the Diaryland platform? That would be me. Possibly only me, but at least I have receipts. Here’s three paragraphs from a much longer watch-and-review piece that Kitty did about the Jim Powers sleaze-classic American Bukkake 10. Kitty wrote this twenty years plus about a week ago:

Trinity Maxx is the first person to speak in American Bukkake 10. “Waiting is the hardest part, I tell ya,” she says to the camera, as a PA tells her “5 more minutes.” They chat about how porn time is different than regular time, and she explains, again to the camera, “The plot thickens.” I don’t know what she meant. I do know she seems to have a bit of a Boston accent, she’s white and very pretty. I wonder if she went to my high school.

Cut to Trinity’s solo scene. She finds herself alone in a concrete room and decides it is the perfect place to strip off her silver two-piece and masturbate. So she does for a while, and then she’s on a platform doing it more, but now in front of about 30 or 40 guys sitting crosslegged on the floor. I’m going to refer to these men as jerkoffs (the site for the video is jerkoffzone.com, so don’t take it the wrong way). Someone claps from off-camera and the jerkoffs stand up. Another clap and they pull down their underwear. A third clap and they hold their underwear above their heads, and a final clap brings shouts of “Bukkake!” and the flinging of the underwear at Trinity, who laughs and throws a pair of black boxers into the air gleefully. This is supposed to replicate the ancient Japanese ritual of bukkake, probably, and it happens at the beginning of every scene.

Pretty much right after the underwear gets tossed, the jerking off gets going. Trinity leans against a trashbag-covered backrest. Lots of the noises she supposedly makes are overdubbed. Her lips are closed and still she aahs; her teeth are clenched and yet she oohs. That’s the soundtrack, along with some instrumental music (I keep expecting it to stop for an operator to tell me that my call will be answered in the order in which it was received), the guys’ heavy breathing and grunting, plus some loud cameras. She tries to look as if she is having a sensual and enjoyable experience but I don’t believe her. Though I am trying not to say things like “She couldn’t possibly enjoy having three dozen strangers beat off on her head!” In therapy, I’ve found myself making blanket statements about how people feel, and my therapist replies with a “why not?” or a “you think?” and I realize that I’m just being judgmental and stupid, because there’s no telling what a person will do for love or money given the opportunity. Trinity says thank you to the jerkoffs sometimes, and she’s sort of sweet to them.

And that’s just the first scene! Kitty does the entire videotape (remember those?) in all its dubious and explosively-sticky glory.

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May 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

An Exhibition Of Her Pleasure

I’ve heard rumors about this sort of gentlemen’s club. The membership is always exclusive, but the entertainments are so lurid, stories do leak out. I’m not sure if the writhing woman fingering herself is a simple exhibition of pleasure, or if it’s prelude to a bukkake sort of thing:

a woman writhes on the floor and masturbates while six men stand and watch

This art is by Pyat.

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December 3rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus

What is Ahegao?

ahegao with eleven hearts and a stiff dick

In the last few years, I’ve started seeing the word “ahegao” in the context of various kinds of hentai porn. I learned from context that it meant something like the English phrases “O-face” or “cum face” — as in, “He showed her his cum face, she showed him her O-face” — but I’ve been vague on the details. I’ve also seen it explained as the stylized face of somebody who has been “fucked silly”.

ahegao manga

Wikipedia confirms and clarifies:

Ahegao (アヘ顔) is a term in Japanese pornography for an exaggerated facial expression of characters (usually females) during sex, typically with rolling or crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and slightly reddened face, to show enjoyment or ecstasy. The style is often used in erotic manga, anime (hentai), and video games (erogē).

One point not captured by the Wikipedia article is that an ahegao face is often paired with a V-shaped two-fingers-up hand sign, that we in the west might parse as a V-for-victory gesture or the “peace” sign. This is a common gesture by photographic subjects in Japan, and is often seen in ahegao porn as well. But if you see a double V with an ahegao face, that combination may additionally have ironic or parody connotations.

two girls giving ahegao double vee

ahegao two peace signs

Once I dialed into the notion of “ahegao” and started watching out for it, I quickly came to understand why I had more-or-less failed to notice it previously. I don’t associate a sharply-protruding tongue with female orgasm, and I’d be more likely to say that someone’s “eyes rolled back in their head” during a good orgasm than that their eyes had crossed.

ahegao with a sharp tongue

This is, I think, a matter of cultural convention. I’ve seen a fair bit of Japanese porn in my time, but it hasn’t convinced me that Japanese women look or behave as differently during orgasm (pornified or not) as the ahegao conventions of drawn Japanese hentai and manga might suggest. As an artistic convention, though, it works if the viewer understands it; and that seems not to be an issue.

collared and blushing ahegao face

Ahegao is enough of a thing that it’s become a standard keyword and/or tag in porn searches. You can even filter-search for ahegao cams on a big webcam service and find hundreds of results. To me that means the ahegao-style orgasm face has become its own fetish, which like any fetish is then sought out in various sexual contexts. My suspicion, completely unsupported by data, is that watching and jerking off to a lot of porn that uses this visual convention makes the visual convention into a sexual trigger in its own right. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! A lot of visual fetishes seemingly work the same way.

cum-splattered ahegao face with glasses

Image credits, top to bottom: The ahegao-faced woman with eleven hearts is by the artist Yaksha. The manga hand-job one is by Gorugonzora. The two cum-covered cuties flashing double peace signs are by an unknown artist. The double-peace-sign manga honey exuding love hearts is by Skeb. The peace-flashing blonde with the pointy tongue is by Kotori Mizuminato. The collared and sticky ahegao beauty is by Xfour. And the one with cum on her glasses is by Fumizuki Misoka.

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July 6th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

A Parade Of Pricks

At Camp Sierra Echo X-Ray, military discipline takes a strange turn that looks a lot like bukkake:

military bukkake

From Indefinite Detention, a Dofantasy comic by Gary Roberts.

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August 13th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

“Gentlemen, My Wife Is Ready For You Now…”

wife-waits

Something appeals about the staging of this photograph, with the man’s friends chilling in the living room until summoned. It’s the old “his wife wants to fuck all his friends” fantasy, as packaged by Hardcore Gangbang:

Holly Heart wants cock. Specifically her husband’s friends’ cocks. All at once. The temptation is so consuming that she forgets herself in public and flirts shamelessly with all of them. But Ramon is sick of it, Holly is his and she is going to act like it. He’s done with her excuses and denial. First she’s going to admit what she wants, and then she’s going to get it, roughly! After tonight, Holly will never forget that the foundation of a good relationship is communication… and bondage, corporal punishment, humiliation, choking, throat fucking, rough sex, anal, DP, DV, DA, & bukkake!

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