May 24th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
They Do Things Different In Colorado
This is such a cheap shot it’s almost not fair: The Colorado Style Artificial Vagina. Selling point: “Also has collection bottle and filter.” As the Cowgirl would say, “yum yum.”
And if you’ve got a dominatrix very high up on your gift list, she could probably have fun threatening her clients with the ElectroJack V from the same site.
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I see that the Missouri style must encourage old-fashioned handiwork but studying the photo of the ElectroJack didn’t help, so now I’m dying to know exactly how the device works. Being as at this time, this was originally posted over four years ago, perhaps their product line has changed…
At any rate, they now appear to be offering shoulder length “Super-Sensitive” gloves (The more I think about that combination of characteristics, the weirder it sounds), then there’s the Semen Extender (???), and the pricey Felt Cover for the vagina (I guess you just don’t want to be shocked by any contact with cold metal or plastic?), the Sanitary Chemise (which presumably assures a “clean rod” whatever that means), and the Equitainer (which offers “X-ray protection”!), and I notice that the Nylon Mesh Gel Filters promise to enrich the sperm content of the ejaculate by filtering out the excess smegma… (And thank goodness they are disposable!) After all, I suppose it’s only the gentlemanly thing to do…