Doxy writes:

I have always had difficulty making female friends. The guys I had covered. Guys are easy. They don’t plot. They don’t catfight. They rarely make the effort to betray intentionally. Men are just horny little dogs. You feed them, you cuddle them, you pat them on the head and tie them to trees. They’re relatively simple.

I don’t have anything to add. Except, perhaps, that you want to make sure you tie us nice and tight unless you are up for some evil laughter followed by friendly wrestling and a good stint of bark time your own fine self.