Here’s a fun little toy: a text-to-speech demonstrator from AT&T Labs. It has lots of different voices and no inhibitions. Check it out by selecting the Audrey voice and making her say something like “Your cock is enormous. Please put it up my cunt” in a cute British accent.

Not all phrases come out natural sounding, but many do. Almost as much fun as a phone sex line, and it has the added benefit of being free!

Besides, I think Audrey-the-computer-voice likes ErosBlog.