Unlimited Free Porn
You might think that for a guy running a sex blog, I’m oddly reluctant to link to actual porn sites. Of course, there is a reason for this; too many porn sites treat surfers badly. Popups, hostile downloads, link skimming, and blind/misleading links abound. It’s a jungle out there.
But: Isn’t it my job to guide you, my readers, to the few places in the jungle that are actually worth visiting?
As it turns out, there are sites on the internet that specialize is linking to huge piles of free porn. Called “TGPs” or Thumbnail Gallery Posts, these sites consist of link lists to advertising pages for pay sites. The pay sites themselves may suck, and often do, but the advertising pages (called galleries) usually have an enticing collection of free photographs or movies.
Now, most TGPs treat surfers like dirt. The worst offense is link skimming; these TGPs will list an enticing collection of galleries, but when you click the link, a script grabs you and dumps you on some other page entirely (usually another TGP, sometimes somewhere in pop-up-hell land). Links which lie about their destination are another common problem. Popups are also common, as is deliberately-bad page design so that you’ll click on the ads because you can’t find the content.
Fortunately, there are exceptions. The Hun’s Yellow Pages is the most, and most justly, famous: it’s a huge daily list of descriptive text links to free porn pages. The Hun has been at this since the internet was a puppy, and his page is as clean as a whistle. And there are others. I look for TGPs with frequent updates, an honest text link or thumbnail picture that shows you what you are getting, lack of popups on the TGP page, and, of course, a good selection of links to free porn. But most of all, I look for TGPs which respect their visitors and are surfer friendly.
Having found a few such over the years, I’ve decided to list half a dozen over in the blogroll bar under the heading “Piles of Free Porn”. The list may grow, and it will likely change from time to time. Enjoy!
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Bacchus, you don’t have to suffer popup hell. Try Mozilla Firebird. No popups. And it’s perfect for porn-surfing — you’ll see, that is if you give it a shot.
P.S: Ctrl+clicking links open them in tabs (killer feature).
whoa this is weird. I just was reading here today and I was wondering, “Why of all things doesn’t Bacchus have a link to the hun up here?” And lo and behold, think it and it shall appear…
Now why of all things aren’t there 80 naked pornstars giving me a rub-down…
Hey…it could work…
Jonathan, I know about Firebird. The trouble is, most of my readers use IE – so I pretty much have to do the same, or I’ll never know what kind of popup hell I’m linking them to.
Go and grab the Google Toolbar which does popup blocking right in IE. Free, quick and works 96% of the time.
Or just wait until Windows XP Service Pack 2 comes out and IE will support popup blocking as well.
I’m sorry, but is nobody getting the point that I don’t want to link to these hostile bastards in the first place?
Thanks for the tech tips, but they miss the point. The point is: people who are trying to destroy the internet user experience shouldn’t get links.
http://www.citi....org/ is another decent one, focused entirely on BDSM galleries and movies. I visit several times a week. New posts almost every day, and no blind links or pop-ups. They even have a spot to report a link that decides to break policy. They’ve added some clutter this year, but nothing confusing or misleading. Keep up the good posts.
Actually by the standards I use, all the links at citizencane are blind; they use Javascript to destroy the normal functionality of the status bar so you can’t see where each link leads. But it’s otherwise pretty good by TGP standards.
Thanks for the tips.
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