The Sexual Pravda About Ghengis Khan
From Pravda, which as any former student of Sovietology knows means “Truth” (the scare quotes being an essential part of the translation), comes this ill-translated “legend” about the sexual practices of Ghengis Khan:
The Great Khan respected the wisdom of Chinese. After hearing that they possess the secret of immortality, in 1222 Genkhis Khan invited famous monk and wizard Chan Chun from the banks of the Irtysh river. Genkhis Khan respectfully asked him for the medicine for eternal life.
“You poured out sperm into too many women to expect immortality”, Chan Chun replied.
He told shocked Genkhis Khan about Dao of Love — the doctrine of sex as the way to extend life. It was elaborated by the legendary Yellow Emperor who lived one thousand years before.
The monk said that during orgasm a man and a woman discharge the juices of the body, and his/her partner benefit from this by gaining energy. The man striving for immortality can have intercourse with many women only after he learn the skills of throwing them into ecstasies and not pouring out his sperm. In this way he gains women’s energy (Yin), preserving his man’s energy (Yang) for special cases — when he goes not to a concubine, but to a wife and wants her to give a birth to a son.
“Did you follow these principles in your life, Emperor?”, Chan Chun asked.
Genkhis Khan realized that he could expect neither immortality nor one more son.
Thanks to J. Orlin Grabbe for the link.
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See now that’s why I should have multiple orgasms for each orgasm my Male has. I am just trying to give Him more energy.
I knew I wasn’t being selfish.
Honest, I did.
there was a good paper about a year ago demonstrating via Y chromosome linkage analysis that Ghengis’ Y, or at least the Y of his close male relatives and ancestors, is the single most significant Y chromosome in human history. In fact, a very large percentage of Uzbekistani men are familialy related to Mr. Kahn, and when you look at it overall, a seriously non-trivial percentage of the overall people in this world can trace their ancestry to him–say 5% or so.
This leads to 2 conclusions:
1. Eat your heart out, Abraham
2. Systematically raping women after you conquer their lands, etc. may not be nice, but it sure gets results.