April 28th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Masturbation Quote Of The Day
“Sophisticated persons masturbate without compunction. They do it for reasons of health, privacy, thrift and because of the remarkable perfection of invisible partners.”
— P. J. O’Rourke
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On the other hand, as Robert Heinlein noted it in The Notebooks of Lazarus Long, “Masturbation is cheap, clean, convenient, and free of any possibility of wrongdoing – and you don’t have to go home in the cold. But it’s _lonely_”
They say that men over the hill who masterbate have healthier prostates… well, if you keep the plumbing working…
My wife says ‘use it or lose it.’ She prefers I don’t ‘use it’ in private. I have to masterbate in her presence. Usually she ends up ‘assisting’…