I have heard tales that some of the serious body modification guys have suffered foreign objects to be introduced under the skins of their penises, with the purpose and intent of creating small lumpy scars or bumps “for her pleasure”. Well, in the course of a long internet surfing life one eventually sees pictures of almost everything, and now I’ve been sent pictures of this. I cannot suffer the trauma alone, I must share:

lumpy spotted dick

As for me, I’d think the girls willing to try it would be way outnumbered by the ones who would shun it as diseased-looking. But perhaps I’ve merely led a sheltered life.

2026 update: A lot of things change in 22 years, my attitudes not least. I wouldn’t make this post today, or not in the same way; it’s far too body-negative by my current editorial standards. What’s more, a good number of the comments wouldn’t survive moderation given the standards I bring to comment moderation in 2026. Sometimes it’s astonishing how fumblingly bad I was at this whole enterprise, back then.

original lumpy cock photo from slavesluts.com

Also, before the internet’s digital dementia gets any worse I went looking for an image credit; turns out this image comes from a site called Slave Sluts that’s been defunct (at least in the form it then existed, though other sites have used the domain since) for about twenty years.