May 28th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
You Are Bound To Land In Something Good
Bell De Jour has written some entertaining Dating Tips From The Animal Kingdom:
1. Our good friends and co-evolutionaries Canis familiaris(the domestic dog) show that when in doubt which hole to aim for, thrust wildly. You are bound to land in something good.
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5. The females of the bonobo species (Pan paniscus), closely related to humans, are known to use sexual favours to gain status and food. A point to remember next time you’re short of change at the corner shop.
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12. Time is limited and some opportunities may never repeat themselves. Take a tip from swallows of the genus Hirundo, who mate in midair, regardless of the number of people on the flight.
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Regarding #1….. I seem to remember using that technique after some wild nights of partying!
And for #5… Just a hint… ask before you start giving the favors… I find that some people won’t give you the money.
I won’t even get into #12