June 21st, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Master Bates, I Presume?
Mistress Matisse gets the most hilarious phone calls. The last one started like this:
“I’m calling about your ad, but I’m not a submissive. My name (dramatic pause) is Master Ryker Blackstar.”
Dollars to doughnuts, this is the same guy who wrote “Rules For My Slavegirls“.
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So she knew he spelled Ryker with a “y”… How, exactly? Not that the dialog isn’t great.
We love her calls! I wonder whether she realized when she hung up her shingle that she was also going into comedy..!
why the hell aren’t my obnoxious business calls ever that . . . oh, yeah. i’m going to need a new line of work.
How ELSE would “Ryker” be spelled??
Someone that pretentious isn’t gonna spell it any other way!
“Someone that pretentious isn’t gonna spell it any other way!”
You sure? What if he was pretentious enough to spell it Ry’ker or Ryyker or whatever in order to be different from those mere common Rykers? ;)