Dessert Pornography
No man can resist a woman who likes her food this much. It’s such a refreshing change from the “I’ll have the odor-of-lettuce salad” girls:
The dessert menu announced donut holes, and we had ordered them before I could even consider how full I was. They came in a basket, wrapped in a piece of cloth, still warm, made of the lightest dough, with the crispiest exterior coated in the best cinnamon sugar ever. A bowl of strained strawberry sauce was put out to dip them. When I broke one open, I found inside a piece of melted bittersweet chocolate. Melted. Bittersweet. Chocolate.“I’m going to stick my tongue in it.”
“No,” he taunted me.
“Oh, I will you don’t believe me?”And I did. And the gooey warm chocolate ran all over my mouth. The warm dough clung to my tongue. The strawberry sauce made me roll my eyes back. I was somewhere else.
When I came to, he was staring at me as if I were a specimen of unquantifiable mystery.
“You think I’m weird, don’t you!”
He smiled.
I flushed with angst, “You think I’m crazy! You think I’m cuckoo. You can’t believe I just jammed my tongue inside a donut hole in a restaurant. You ordered a girlfriend of the non-whackaloon variety and you got stuck with me. You want to trade me in for a sane model. You ”“I think you’re adorable.”
And so I stuck my tongue back in it again.
From Smitten.
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I want to know where you can order some of those donut holes!
Even a recipe would do…
So precious.
That’s my girl!
That sounds EXCACTLY like my girlfriend.
“You think I’m weird, don’t you!”
“You think I’m crazy! You think I’m cuckoo. You can’t believe I just jammed my tongue inside a donut hole in a restaurant. You ordered a girlfriend of the non-whackaloon variety and you got stuck with me. You want to trade me in for a sane model. You ”
And you know what? Even though every time I want to throttle her for over-reacting, it really IS adorable.
“Then she looked up at me, and cooed softly, ‘you don’t mind that I get kinky and have fun like you do? Do you?’……” And that is exactly why I married her.
Tom Jones! The movie…
Personally, I like to sop up the sauce with some bread….
Exactly John – with a young Albert Finney as the male participant!
And doesn’t the story flirt with the question of whether she was his mother or not?
Sexiest fully clothed scene in movie history . . .