Animal Passion
This just in from the Russian tabloids (as translated by Russia Makes It Funny):
“Life is too short, one has to try everything!” Svetlana decided.
Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy.
Unfortunately, the tale ends badly, with a visit to the emergency room. (Please bear in mind that Russian tabloids are even more lurid and fantastic than American ones. But if more Russian women had Svetlana’s approach, perhaps the Russian bride importatio business would be even more brisk than it already is?)
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Having a cat lick my nether bits is not my idea of a good time, but whatever blows your skirt up, as long as the cat was consenting freely ;) lol.
Oh My God!!! I didn’t know if I should chuckle, or be absolutely horrified. I think there was a little of both. :O
Jesus, have you ever *smelled* valerian? That’s almost worse than the thought of that little sandpaper tongue.
Also, cats hate valerian. Even Russky cats.
It was the comment at the end of the article that got me… That lonely women often use their pets to satisfy their quest for an orgasm. I’d like the see the data that backs up that statement. I’ve been without a regular partner longer than I’d like, but I have yet to cast a lascivious glance at my cat… or at my betta for that matter. Hmmm….
One of the far better reads we’ve come across in this vast unknown. Informative AND kinky. You cannot get a better mix.
This reminds me of:
http://www.snop...t.htm
And can I just say how nice it is to enjoy the mannered civilisation of ErosBlog, after ploughing through the name-calling and ethical dick-waving that has so spoiled my enjoyment of SpankingBlog recently.
Quite true, Regan. Valerian REEKS. My wife took some valerian root pills on a plane once, to help us sleep.. if it did, it kept the other passengers up! It’s like super concentrated feet.
All I can say is “ouch!” Cat’s tongues are like sandpaper!
this may be biased, coming from a Russian and all, but I don’t really mind the smel of valerian. The cat’s tounge, however, I would stay awa from. I had a nasty experience of a cat attacking my dick while it was fully hard, and it bit down and spat at the same time, so I stay away from cats now.